L4Fri

It all begun last night... I took a walk to the most trendy store I know for some new slacks, yes that's right, TopMan. On trying on a few pairs and buying a waist jacket (hell YES) I made a startling discovery. I maybe a tiny bit overweight. I hear all your cries of "no way man! you are like SO fine", thanks guys, i feel the love, but i feel deep down I could be even MORE fine. So 4 L today I had a pret breadless sandwich (or salad as the known world calls them). It was ok, but i had to eject the filthy toms. Now i feel a bit sick. But, i look AMAZINGER.