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In an extraordinary act of selflessness and courage, a warrior friend of mine has dropped a payload of Creamed custards onto my desk. Guys, Babes, you can imagine my stokeness is maxing out here. The fellow of such deeds is Nicholas (he is not a gay), he can be seen modelling the loot (right). That's Second Lieutenant Wuples of the Fun Fun Sunshine Land Rapid Response Unit on the left packing his trusty full auto. Also, I have scored a diet cola.