A DARK DAY

George, be strong, i have sad news:

I just sent a complaint to Prot o Monger via thier web site. This morning i bought a fruit salad and after consuming some of it i noticed the rest of it actually had proper bo mold growing on it. May this is a new pret special sauce? anyway, the automatic responce email assures me my problem will be printed out and ignored while the managment scoff GRATIS pastries and or muffins:

"Whatever you've said, it will be added to our weekly report which is
passed round the whole company. Clive, Julian, and the rest of the directors
pore over it every Monday."