Back again, this time with food discs

Well it's been exactly 7 months since the T-Report was 'back', so I guess there should be another post on here at some point, and seeing as I'm looged into blogger right now with a load pf photos and thrilling tales to tell about yesterday's 2, it seems now is a pretty good time to do it.

So, Pizza, how's that achieved again? well we did it the other day so let me tell you what we did, pay attention. First, we put floor and salt and stuff in a bowl like this:


Then we added wet stuff, including yeast and oil and water and sugar and whatevers:


Ok, now we get messy, you know the drill, a stir, a squish, and then, like magic, you got DOH!



Then we whacked it the cupboard next to the boiler:


Now, DISASTER STRUCK! We realised we had to wait at least ONE HOUR for the shit to double in size. The doubling in size thing sounded like a good thing, but we could easily of died before this happened so we whipped together some posh bangers, slapped them on the barbie (not the doll), cleft then quadrupley and added cheese via the medium of cocktail sticks. this was then added to each of our faces and we managed to survive a while longer.


Right, now the magic has taken place, the stuff got a bit bigger and as you can see, Bert was visibly shocked at the transformation:


Now, I dunno about you but I'm getting bored so I'm gonna cut to chase a bit if it's all the same with you. Next we worked some serious numbers on that DOH!


... added the good stuff (various meats, cheeses, mushroom, peppers, and more meats)


Then cooked the whole party until the hunger pains grew so bad that we started to loose basic motor skills.


and yeah, no shit, it came out cooked.


And here we are, the money shot, we added some salad to keep the ladies happy (of course there were no ladies present but you gotta keep in practise in case of such an unlikely eventuality). Seconds later this was all history.