Birthday Wings
It was my birthday and where did I go, and what did I eat?
That's right, I went to The Wings restaurant and I ordered The Wings.
As you will know, the established rule for working out how many plates of wings to order is to multiply the number of diners by 1.5. Two diners? Three plates. Here, we had 5 diners which meant 7.5 plates.
Unfortunately, the restaurant did not server half plates so naturally we went for 8 plates of wings and they were cleared rapidly.
Apologies for the side dish of noodles shown in the paragraph which was ordered just to be polite to the chef.