Thunch

Dear Lads and Cheap L,

I went to London's "The Eagles" today. This is where me and Focksy used to go when we were dating (before he left me for America). I dined alone.

I had two big lambo chops (lots of fat - but posh fat, so nice) with the cous and some toms that were clearly fancy 'cos they were a funny shape and tasted of toms. A big thop of sour cream provided the back beat to the plate-boogie and some expensive bottled water made sure everyone got along famously.

I read two newspapers and gave the waitress the glad eye.