A Sad Lesson

I had thought that the entire Prick a Minstrel menu was delicious.

I am sad to report that I tried their All Natrual Parpsnip Crisps and (I am about to talk straight here, so stop reading if you can't take the heat. L, I know your still with me - J, hang on, it's tough I know but it's best you have the full fax. F&F, I'd stop here if I were you, being abroad you are powerless to do anything about it and its best you are kept out of this until you return) they weren't very nice.