USA USA USA

hi lads, and of course the lovely lady, today we shot guns, it was everything as awesome as i hoped. 5 guns. all different calibres. 2 magnums, 3 glocs. o man. o woman. wow. anyway, t, there's been a lot, so i'm gonna keep it breif on the text and let the pics do the talking:

Sat, L

Pulled Pork, in baps, featuring sauce a la white, plus the chipeds.

Sat, T

T today was in Cracker Barrel , they sell proper old skool yanky food, all fresh and hand made and shit. This is whats called 'steak', served with corn, mashed pots, the carrots and rather strange american dumplins. they is odd, they is sloppy, and lumpy, but good, i think.

Sun, B

Ok, we're back in the Barrel for breakfast, its good here, but odd, breakfast included: sausage patties, egg (scrambled), hash brown, biscuits (more like scones), toast, sawmill gravy (tastes like bacon, we like bacon) and grits (poridge, kinda, a bit more like semolina, we like semolina).

Sun, L

Beef rice, like it says on the tin (it doesn't come in a tin), its beef, in rice, plus misc bits. we were in china when we ate this, the headband in the pic is from japan, where we were only a half hour before we were in china. as usual.

Sun, T

So China is now behind us, as was Japan, America, Mexio, Canada, France, England and Norway. We are now in Moroco, T was proper foreign chicken with cous cous and beer from Casablanca.

ps. we went to epcot world showcase today. it was puka.

Mon, T



T today was a bit M@dCaP tonight lads (and lass), we made pizza back at the fun house, we added baloons to make it more m@d of course.

• Pizza A) monteray jack cheese, peperoni, mush plus the cheddar
• Pizza B) monteray jack cheese, snake lumps, the olives, bacon peices (its ok jimmy, it was *real* bacon peices) plus the chaddar

afters was new york cheese cake plus strawberries. the mexican man in the shop recomended this one to me and gave me a gr12 tip about disney world, apparently it features "priti laydees". i'll have to look out for these, maybe they feature hidden mickeys!

Tue, L

This is a great american delicacy knows as a "bergor". its a bit wierd but we got them on board so we didn't look too much like tourists.

Wed, L


Lunch today was again a home made affair, round 1 was chicken sarnies, the one pictured is focksys, of course his was bigger and better and he thought of it first. round 2 was corn dogs, i had 2, which i later regretted (not much later). but its all water under the bridge now.

Wed, T





So tonight we went all upper class and interlectual and dined at Medievil Times. We bought light up glasses which were completely inzanE!!! food was soup a la veg, half a snake, and a rib, and a potatoe, and then a apple pastry thing. all had to be eaten by hand, which was normal to us anyway. Then as me and Focksy had told them our birthday is this month and they let us in for free (yeah, they really did, they always do to people with birthdays coming up, yeah, its nutz, yeah i know, 50 bucks a tickets, what a bunch of morons), our 'slave' (server (waiter), who had to be tipped at the end shattering the illusion of a slave) bought us some birthday cake and the king of olde england (not the real king, he's proper dead) wished us happy borthday in front of the crowd of THOUSANDS.

ps, did i say we shot guns today? did i say it was awesome? yeah? ... good. because it was, o man, proper guns, proper shooting, in some hicksville shooting range, on our own, the gun nut guy who gave us the 2 buckets of guns (yes, he literally gave us us 2 buckets with guns and bullets) pointed us in the direction of the shooting range, and left us to it. well he even went over the road to the post office for a bit while we were in there apparently so we had the whole place to ourselves. so awesome.