burger, bbq, plus special guests

ok, so you're looking at really tall burger, including bbq sauce, i added cheese (no brainer). I tried to order fries but the man told me we'd already ordered enough and told me to order sauce instead. In a moment of rage i agreed with him and now i feel empty and used. The sauce was Satay but lasted like peanut butter, it was cold, like the man behind the counter's withered and loveless heart.

you may notice today's masked special guest, thats right, it's actually TV's Hollywood Hulk Hogan. He was a blast, he lifted me up and threw me threw a wall while shouting "get away from me you weird little man"... ho ho ho... what a guy! then the police arrived.