L4Thurs

2day i had L @ Home. "so what you fat idiot?!" i hear you shriek James. Well James, some of us have to go to work in an "office" with "twats", so i was a special treat for me. I had a special luncheon dish, a reciepe handed down from an old chum of mine. It was the beans on CHEESE on toast. O fellas, i had the whole can. Yes guys, i now have the guffs.

T is going to be gennie curry from a tin... *yum*

Thurs, L

O men, today's lunch was a stinker. I went to Tescos, as usual, it was a mistake, I came away with a chicken pasta salad thing and a bagel, which i intended to toast and add butter substitute to (the bagel, not the salad, but thats not a bad idea come to think of it). So I get back to work, first problem; the bagel didn't fit in the toaster very well so it just got burnt around the edges rather than toasting. Second problem (and this was the biggy); there was no butter substitute. This was bad, especially seeing as we are on the forth floor, with no lift, going back out to get some was NOT AN OPTION. So this resulted in me having a toasted dry bagel with cold chicken pasta salad, the salad was too rich, and even now i have a few fork fulls left but can't eat it as i fell sicky in the belly.

I am unhappy and unfullfilled. Again. Man. Lunch is hard to get right.

T 4 Wednesday

so T was a good. let's start off with that. We were out doing "arty" and "modern" gig visauls for the nu-band Ramp, so everything was rushed due to bad planning. We hit a bar that were doing a 2-for-1 pizza deal. Pretty sweet. Dinner geusts of George, Chris and Alex were present and we ordered 6 random pizza discs. We run out of time and i took 3 pizza segments with me on the run to the gig. I fashion 2 slices into a pizza sandwich, and the last i was rolling and ramming during introductions at the most Hoxton bar i have ever had the "pleasure" to visit.

W4L?

Wednesday 30th March T

Tonight we are having a T from foreign lands.
It is called The CousCous and its a bit like rice thats already been chewed.
I suppose you know that already, as Gav said you had some last night with your nouvelle-mixed-up-T-of-many-colours.
On top of the Cousx2 you'll find The Mush, o'nions (not *entirely* raw Focksy, sorry), some other veg and some snake lumps.

W4T?

Tuesday, T

well, as Focksy said, mummy and daddy were out with bobees and auntie chel, so we had to tackle the t issue ourselves. As per usual in this situation we ended up with the *problem* of having way too much food, but we battle on regardless. Let me break it down for you:

• Chook (natch) stirred, and fried, with the mush (large).
• Tats, sliced, with snips, also sliced, but thinner, sautéed, plus the garlic.
• Sparagos, cooked in the future using the micro wave.
• More veg also featured, which was also stirred as it was fried, this included the peps and the onion a la spring.
• Then just when you think we've done enough, we did a load of the cous cous, citrus in flavour.
• Much bread was also buttered.
  
  
  

L=Soup

... or more specifically Chook Soup, plus the mush and also featuring the rice. Also on the menu was a rolled of bread (brown in colour, Focksy, don't start), cleft in twain and the 2 new sides covered with a slice of the clover. A packet of bacon flavoured puffed wheat things where also served as a cheeky side, they were from Marks n Sparks 'you're a fat knacker' range so there were only 4 crisps in the packet. This made me feel: posh, angry, cheated, rich, hungry, sick and sleepy.

Oooo there are unwanted sarnie's in the kitchen left over form a swanky meeting, they are from Prêt a Manger so they will all taste the same and will have more fat in them than 6 big macs, they will likely kill anyone by just attempting to lift them. I shall try to be strong and resist them.

T prediction (early) (also)

Mummy and Daddy are out 2nite. They've gone to see Auntie Chel and walk Bobitz on the heath. So we have to create foods. Provisions have been left to conjure up a stirred fried. Snake will feature.

p.s. Blogs are important. This is not an ironic use of the internet
p.p.s. i agree with G and also James, it's not rubbish to post a message to a blog via a completely diffenrent (think different) url, it's actually very clever and wise and better and i hope this appears on Yayhooray one day.
p.p.s. life is random

T prediction (early)

Hello boys
Jimmy here. So far, early signs suggest that T may = jacket spud, but this is by no means final.
Updates to follow as events dictate.
P.S. Blogs are gr95.8 and not for divs.
P.P.S. Its actually very clever that there is no 'create new post' button on the blog itself. Who would benefit from that? No-one. Gav is right. Lets just leave it and move on.

Tuesday, pre lunch fear

I am hungry. I don't know what to have for lunch. I have the fear.

W4L?

Monday Night

So, I had for T what's known as "Pie". It was full of meats, mostly cow meats. Meat juice was also in the pie, but more was ladled on the moment before decimation. Alongside this pie based meal was The Broc, The Pots (mit chives) und The Mighty Carrots.

Toasted hot crossed (angry, well you would be) buns 4 pud.

W4T?